“No, Bart, we’re not taking the scenic tour of Sodom and Gomorrah.”
“I will keep the Passover at your house with my disciples”
“though I must die with you I will not betray you”
“Jesus was suffering alone, but surrounded by all the people who should have known him best.”
“Yes, friends, now you’re starting to get it. ‘As soon as a coin in the coffer rings / the soul from purgatory springs.'” ?!
I’m gonna call you Nose Hose McStompy Pants!
“how did he know about the donkeys anyway?”
The Kingdom of Heaven is like…
“Please, O Lord God of that guy cowering in the corner…”